You don’t always have to be sweet and lovey dovey all the time. You can be the assholes to each other and be mean. That’s when you know there is comfortability. Making fun of each other, calling mean names, abusing each other. Abusing as in joking around. The playful fighting. That’s another way to show love.
I will understand. If you want to break up with me, all you have to do is say so. In a strongly worded essay no less than 16 pages with no spelling or grammatical errors. Use 10 specific examples, and use 6 sources citing them correctly in a works cited page with one inch margins on parchment paper in correct MLA format within 24 hours of your decision. Okay?